When you’re reading this, I’ll be in London! Right now, it’s past me, and I’m writing this so that I don’t have to stress out during my vacay!
So, if you’re reading this, you’re obviously a wizard, witch or squib. (Or if your a muggle, how did you get past my enchantment!) So, I’m going to be telling you what to bring to the magical world of Harry Potter.
If you’ve been following this Blog a long time, you may remember this post (about the Cursed Child). In that post I said ( and I quote):
I am very fortunate and I’m going to see the PLAY in October next year. I’ll be blogging about that!
So, that’s where I’m going!
So, what do you pack?
So, recently, as a homework, I had to write my own original version of Little Red Riding Hood. I felt like my story was kind of giving off some Halloween vibes, so I decided to share it with you.
*I did not invent the original theme to this story, however, all content created was my own. This is a parody version of the original story.*
Little Sapphire Riding Hood
You may think that you know the story of Little Sapphire Riding Hood, the girl who didn’t listen to her mother and got eaten by a wolf. You may think that poor little Sapphire died before the huntsman could save her, along with her Grandmother. That the wolf killed the brave huntsman who had come to save the day. The truth is, all of this is lies, the story. The people. The facts. All of it. I know that you’re doubting me. How would you know? That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? Well, I know the truth. How? I was there! My name is Sapphire (yes, Little Sapphire Riding Hood) and this is my story, hand written, by me, so you know that this information is completely and utterly correct.
I was being watched. Stalked by… I don’t know… a crazy person? They knew what I was doing, where I was going, who I was meeting… everything. I was receiving threats, scary threats. I was trapped, I couldn’t go to the police. They said if I did, they’d kill Grandma. They knew where she lived. They knew she was the only family I had left after mum and dad died.
I am in school right now, writing this in the app. I’m trying to research stuff for my RE presentation which is in less than 24 hours but the WIFI is blocked. I mean why? I’m trying to do homework!
So, this is a post about what to do when you need to write a presentation without WIFI.
1) Read a book. This will take longer than typing something into the search bar but it is reliable.
2) Phone up people and ask them questions.
3) Make something up that makes you sound smart / use big words to confuse people. E.g this event had a large impact on society because antidisestablishmentarianism was discovered.
Or, if you can’t be bothered, read Harry Potter.
So, yeah. These are just some random rantings of a year 9 😂😂😂