So, the Malteaser jokes;
Q. What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
A. Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Q. What is Santa’s Wife called?
A. Mary Christmas!
Q. What athlete is warmest in winter?
A. A long jumper!
Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
A. Because he had no body to go with!
There wasn’t a joke today, just;
Santa’s coming tonight!!!
In big red letters.
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