Blogmas Days 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24 πŸŽ„

Published December 24, 2015 by I Blog A Little Bit Of Everything

Hello World,

 

So, the Malteaser jokes;

20th;

Q. What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?

A. Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

 

21st;

Q. What is Santa’s Wife called?

A. Mary Christmas!

 

22nd;

Q. What athlete is warmest in winter?

A. A long jumper!

 

23rd;

Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

A. Because he had no body to go with!

 

24th;

There wasn’t a joke today, just;

Santa’s coming tonight!!!

 

In big red letters.

 

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What is your favourite brand/type of chocolate?

Let me know in the comments below!

 

I Blog A Little Bit Of Everything πŸ˜ƒ

 

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