Blogmas Day 18 – Malteaser jokes

Published December 18, 2015 by I Blog

Hello World,

So, me, Best Friend Blogs and Mr.E all have the same advent calendar, the Malteasers Merryteaser advent calendar.

They come with jokes each day!


I hope you like the jokes!


To be honest, me and my friends think the jokes are not to good!


But who knows?!

You may like them!


So, here they are, in order of advent from 1 – 18!


Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and   a shark?

A. Frost bite!


Q. Where do snowmen like to dance?

A. At snowballs!


Q. How do snowmen get around?

A. They ride an icicle!


Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?

A. Iceburgers!


Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?

A. Silent Night!


Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A. Tinsilitis!


Q. What happens if you drop a snowball into a glass of water?

A. It gets wet!


Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A. A Christmas quacker!


Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A. A mince spy!


Q. What says ‘Oh-Oh-Oh’?

A. Santa walking backwards!


Q. Who delivers presents to cats?

A. Santa Paws!


Q. What do sheep say at Christmas?

A. Merry Christmas to Ewe!


Q. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

A.  The elfabet!


Q. What did the sea say to Santa?

A. Nothing, it just waved!


Q. What kind of paper likes music?

A. Rapping paper!


Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A. Frosted Flakes!


Q. What did the snowman say to the angry carrot?

A. Get out of my face!


Q. What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

A. One that’s deep pan, crisp & even!


I hope for Malteaser’s sake that you giggled at at least one of them!


Do you know any better Christmas jokes?

If you do, why don’t you leave them in the comments?


I Blog A Little Bit Of Everything 😃


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